MeeT ThE IdiotS
DanieL SproatS
The Bespectacled Idiot. Apart from having lots of brains as clearly denoted by his wearing of spectacles, Dan has appeared for many years at the Edinburgh Festival in the 5 star revue shows 'The Gasman Cometh' and 'Poisoning Pigeons in the Park'. He is a resident of the fine city of Hull and can be seen here discussing sculpture while dressed as an elephant.
AndreW PearsoN
The Dandy Idiot. Apart from having an extensive knowledge of Italian Wines and a liking for ruff-fronted shirts, Andy has directed theatre in places like Manchester and has worked as an actor on television and stage, furnishing him with a selection of anecdotes about Rex Harrison and David Niven. He appears in this photo with his niece.
AleX BaldaccI
The Foreign Idiot. Alex was born in the Italian county of Surrey, but has since taken his special brand of looking foreign to Hebden Bridge, a town which is both empty of plastic bags and filled to the brim with lesbians, although Alex is neither. Alex has appeared in a variety of venues with his own stand-up and appears here making light of suicide.
IaiN ThompsoN
The Idiot Idiot. Iain is an accomplished songwriter and has also graced the Edinburgh Festival on numerous occasions. Although he gets picked on by the rest of the group, generally he's the one that appeals to ladies of a certain age and bladder control. Iain is depicted here battling to look profound while wearing a nappy, bald wig and some antlers. A battle he is unlikely to win.